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More Edutainment from Taiwan
Renegade Traffic Law Enforcement Bribe Taker!
Well, you can't bust whores and harass shabbily dressed indigenous Taiwanese. You can't handcuff drunks and leave them in the backseat of your squad car with the windows rolled tight in August. In fact, by today's standards, this game has very little going for it.
Save for the fun you'll have learning about Taiwan's new traffic laws, that is. That's right, the Ministry of Department Transportations has finally undertaken the Sisyphean task of remedying some lagging areas of traffic law. They haven't changed much since 1908 and some say they're a bit outmoded. Traffic law corpus isn't like the Constitution, after all, you can't just change it whenever you feel like it in order to serve your own ends without informing the public.
So, as part of The Ministry's new campaign to make Taiwan's roads safer, Renegade Traffic Law Enforcement Bribe Taker pushes flash gaming to utmost limits so you can get it straight when it comes to road safety. Learn the maximum capacity for your Hyundai Scooter (three!). Learn not to weave in and out of lanes and stay out of the bus lane! Learn to yield the right of way to pedestrians when making a turn!
All from the point of view of the Renegade Traffic Law Enforcement Bribe Taker! That's right, catch some chick jay walking and move the baton over her head. Click the mouse button, and crack her flat, peasant skull. See a bus hauling ass through a red light? Clobber that fucker in front of his wife and kids! Catch some college boy barreling down the sidewalk on his moped? Ring the bell, school's back in, motherfucker! Knock his sorry ass off his bike in a clothesline maneuver then break his wrists after taking his money!
Teach the plebeians to properly operate motor vehicles through the the use of brute force!
Bonus features include smacking the living shit out of a Beetle Nut Girl for added speed, a bass heavy soundtrack that'll rattle the cubes in your glass, and a chance to win cash prizes!
Now that's edutainment!
Even more edutainment from Taiwan!
Renegade Traffic Law Enforcement Bribe Taker!
Well, you can't bust whores and harass shabbily dressed indigenous Taiwanese. You can't handcuff drunks and leave them in the backseat of your squad car with the windows rolled tight in August. In fact, by today's standards, this game has very little going for it.
Save for the fun you'll have learning about Taiwan's new traffic laws, that is. That's right, the Ministry of Department Transportations has finally undertaken the Sisyphean task of remedying some lagging areas of traffic law. They haven't changed much since 1908 and some say they're a bit outmoded. Traffic law corpus isn't like the Constitution, after all, you can't just change it whenever you feel like it in order to serve your own ends without informing the public.
So, as part of The Ministry's new campaign to make Taiwan's roads safer, Renegade Traffic Law Enforcement Bribe Taker pushes flash gaming to utmost limits so you can get it straight when it comes to road safety. Learn the maximum capacity for your Hyundai Scooter (three!). Learn not to weave in and out of lanes and stay out of the bus lane! Learn to yield the right of way to pedestrians when making a turn!
All from the point of view of the Renegade Traffic Law Enforcement Bribe Taker! That's right, catch some chick jay walking and move the baton over her head. Click the mouse button, and crack her flat, peasant skull. See a bus hauling ass through a red light? Clobber that fucker in front of his wife and kids! Catch some college boy barreling down the sidewalk on his moped? Ring the bell, school's back in, motherfucker! Knock his sorry ass off his bike in a clothesline maneuver then break his wrists after taking his money!
Teach the plebeians to properly operate motor vehicles through the the use of brute force!
Bonus features include smacking the living shit out of a Beetle Nut Girl for added speed, a bass heavy soundtrack that'll rattle the cubes in your glass, and a chance to win cash prizes!
Now that's edutainment!
Even more edutainment from Taiwan!
