Isn't it cool how the U.S. has worked it's way up to subliminal propaganda?
So, you all might be aware that--politically speaking--Taiwan is fucked headfirst to the ankles in elephant pussy. You knew that right? I'm not your primary news source, right? Well, okay, it's true. Someday, I'll write a none-too-brief survey of the political situation here and then immediately disappear. I'll use lots of expletives in that post. Trust me.

You have to wonder who the good guys are. The DPP, which is the party that's got the president in the office, is pushing really hard to win a majority in the legislative body. They need to do this so they can--heh, heh--pass a weapons budget bill that'll let them buy a shitload of firepow er and force China to invest still-yet-more time and resources into their military, which is still equipped with muskets and bayonets and instead of having a U.S.O, they have what's loosely translated as a Northern Province Farm Girl Rape Circus.

So, in order to win enough votes to buy all these wonderful U.S. made weapons, they're "reaching out" to the younger voters, out there. All of these younger voters who are male have probably been through the military. Even if they're gay or crippled or really smart. But not if their father happens to be rich. Most of these younger voters who are female have been taught that things like voting are too complicated and time-consuming to be worth any trouble and stay at their parents hourse, smoking pot in the mornings and banging foreign teachers in the afternoon before hitting up Dad for 400 NT for a breeze through the Night Market.

So, yeah here're the fruits of their labor. Now, the site itself is mostly in Mandarin. What you want is the link labelled FLASH GAME. Put those speaker levels up. Hell, yeah.

The first game is called--woquinoncoin's not translating here, this is from the press--"Arms Procurement Can Ensure Safety." It's a CABAL-style shooter in which you start out killing Gongfay China soldiers with a slingshot and then work your way up to killing Gongfay China soldiers with a tank. You work your way up by collecting money.

The next game is called "The Pan-Green Camp's Legislative Majority Wins Happiness." Here, you play a Tae-Kwon-Do fighter who beats the shit out blue party rivals.

Knock yourselves out.

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